PBs twisty take on the top five headlines of the day.

1. Karnataka High Court orders issue of notice to Vijay Mallya

The glorious snail’s pace of judiciary will ensure full freedom to such culprits to enjoy thoroughly royal life and a natural death without having to serve deserving punishment, all at the public expense.

2. State Elections Begin April 4, Counting On May 19

It is the  voters trust of central govt performance as well as state government’s performance in all 4 states and 1 UT though an entertainment after a big election in 2014 Lok Sabha elections in a republic.

3. Willing to talk to Tatas on Singur: Mamata Banerjee

It is known that no respectful corporate would come back once was removed arbitrarily. Also, having destroyed an industry, causing crores of loss to a private institution, and having prevented lakhs of employment opportunity for the farmer community. It is a classical case where selfish, and mediocre minded politicians destroy the future of common man.

4. Govt to digitally connect rural post offices by Mar ’17

Why one year for this project. Empower Postmasters of all the rural postmasters to purchase smart phone below some amount say 10000/- All Post masters can do this in 15 days. Train them for another 10 days on how to use. Provide them monthly budget for SIM costs and marginal maintenance.

5. Kanhaiya’s speech and Afzal Guru row

JNU grants another extension to probe panel. I can’t understand how much more freedom we need in India. We can shit on the road, we can spit in the road, we can jump red signal, we can run over poor people on the road, we can shout for the country’s breakup, we can take bribe, we can avoid tax, we can hoard black money, we can damage public propert – still wanting more!

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