A day after Farad Yadav was unseated from President post of Ghanta Dal United and Sitish occupied the chair, Farad called his old time guide Sadvani to seek his guidance. Excerpts from the conversation.
Farad: Namaste sirji.
Sadvani: Namaste, namaste. Kaise hain. Kaafi Dino Baad yaad Kiya.
Farad: Aapko to Pata hai ki Sitishwa Ke chakkar mein NDA se bahar ho gaye. Kis muh se phone Karun aapko.
Sadvani: Woh toh humhi bole they Saale ko, phir bhi Todi jeet gaya kya Karein bura time hai.
Farad: Humne pura Zor lagaya tha!
Sadvani: Abe kya Zor lagaya tha 2 seat aaye Bas FDU ko. Bhool gaye! Bhalua ko pehle pakad lete to 25-30 seat Kam aate Todi ko. Phir saala Hamara chance banata.
Farad: Hmm
Sadvani: Achcha bolo kyun phone Kiya!
Farad: Sir aapko khush khabari deni hai! Hum aapki tarah party ke margdarshak chune gaye hain!
Sadvani: Umm!
Farad: Ab hum Sitishwa ko guidance denge aur 2019 mein Ek Shashakt alternative Pesh karenge. Aapka aashirwaad chahiye.
Sadvani: Hmm. Kya bole humein to Kuch samajh nahin aa Raha hai!
Farad: Hum pehli baar margdarshak bane hain. Aap to do saal se mentor hain. Thoda guide kariye Kya Karein.
Sadvani (loses his cool): Are Chutiya banaya Sitishwa aapko. Aapki rajnitik career ka shav yatra Nikal diya usne. Aapko retire Kar diya!
Farad (scratching head): Matbal?
Sadvani: Ee Sitishwa saala bahut shaana hai. Din bhar Todi ko gaali deta hai aur Saare tricks usi ki copy karta hai!
Farad: Kya aap ko retire kar diya Todi ne. Hum to soche bada Samman diya aapko aur Koshi Ji ko.
Sadvani (starts crying): Ghanta Samman! Aaj tak saala Ek meeting nahin hua Uska margdarshak Mandal ke saath. Koi topic par Hamara Baat nahin sunta hai. Infact ulta karta hai. Jab Bhi meeting ke liye date mangta hun to Woh videsh bhraman pe hota hai Ya toh rally Kar raha Hota hai Chunav mein. Baaki time jo Bachta hai usme Mann ki Baat karta hai! Saala hamare liye koi time nahin. Ee pura party hum banaye hain. Pehle Fajpayee chance le gaye. Abki baar Todi.
Farad (consoling Sadvani): Bahut bura hua sir aapke saath.
Sadvani (rattled): Are Hamari Chodo apni socho.
Farad (gets emotional): Ee Lalua theek bolta tha. Saala Sitishwa pe Vishwas mat karna. Aakhir hamara jaat Bhai hai.
Sadvani: Hmm
Farad: Saala Kitna offer aaya party todne ka BJP se. Tod dena tha.
Sadvani: Achcha. Aapke paas MLA to they nahin, party todne ki baat Karte hain.
Farad: Saala Manjhi aaya tha hum re paas, usko support kar dete toh aaj mantri hote Todi sarkar mein.
Sadvani: Guuda chahiye Uske liye jo aapke paas nahin hai.
Farad: Achcha Ek idea aaya hai, kyun NA hum Ek party banaye Margdarshak party.
Sadvani: Bête raat badi ho gayi do peg Johny Walker ke maar aur so jaa. 65% aabaadi 35 years se kam ki hai India ki. Humein kaun vote dega.
Farad: Hmm. Sir Sitishwa prohibition laga diya hai. Saala Khud nahin peeta hai toh ban laga diya. Tej bête ko phone karta hun kuch jugad Karega.
Sadvani: Theek hai. Good night. Meri Mano to chup raho Jyada uchlo nahin. Jaise hum chup hain. Rajya Sabha ki ticket ke Lo phir 6 saal ke liye free ho jaayo.
Farad: Correct Sirji! Apka Presidentship ka kya hua. Suna Todi badmashi kar raha hai.
Sadvani: Haan. Kar to raha hai. Lekin yeh post to main ke kar rahunga. Nahin to Gujarat Chunav mein KJP ko harane ka kaam Karunga.
Farad: Aapke paas itne voter hain Gujarat mein?
Sadvani: Koi shak?
Farad: Nahin sir. Aaj Todi – Amit Fah aapki pakayi hui roti hi to sek rahe hain.
Sadvani: Hmm. Chalo Hamara time Bhi aayega. We will come back.
Farad: Yes we will come back.
Sadvani: Delhi aao to milna, baithte hain bade din ho gaye.
Farad: Sure sir. See you!
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